760 calories
so What's in this thing?
400 fat calories 45g total fat 1120mg Sodium 90sec heating
$2 per burger
Making a bad decision together Textured Vegetable Protein Product Monoglycerides with Ascorbic Acid Just a whole lotta sadness onions Annatto Color
some First impressions
On a late work night, with our judgment compromised, and our stomachs growling as a synchronized orchestra of wildebeests, we made a bad decision. Whispering our names from inside the office's vending machine, was one of humanity’s biggest atrocities and an insult to an American culinary staple: The Vending Machine Big AZ Cheeseburger. Weak, we surrendered to its cheesy siren call. This is our shared experience.
Taking the plunge
half of the team ingested the burger. the other half chose the spit bucket.
flavor
25% said they felt “nauseous” from the burger or their own poor life choices. aftermath
TASTE BUDS
no team member would recommend the burger to a friend. all would recommend it to an enemy.
Audience Suggestions
 “Doubling the meat”. Suggestions for improving theburger included
“Removing the meat” and
 “Doubling the meat”.
togetherness
like after most traumatic experiences, the team now feels closer than ever.
want to enjoy the big az cheeseburger with your team?
order a 10-pack here.
so What's in this thing?
760 calories 400 fat calories 45g total fat
1120mg Sodium 90sec heating $2 per burger
Making a bad decision together
some First impressions
On a late work night, with our judgment compromised, and our stomachs growling as a synchronized orchestra of wildebeests, we made a bad decision. Whispering our names from inside the office's vending machine, was one of humanity’s biggest atrocities and an insult to an American culinary staple: The Vending Machine Big AZ Cheeseburger. Weak, we surrendered to its cheesy siren call. This is our shared experience.
Taking the plunge
half of the team ingested the burger. the other half chose the spit bucket.
flavor
25% said they felt “nauseous” from the burger or their own poor life choices. aftermath
TASTE BUDS
no team member would recommend the burger to a friend.
all would recommend it to an enemy.
Audience Suggestions
 “Doubling the meat”. Suggestions for improving the
burger included
“Removing the meat” and
 “Doubling the meat”.
togetherness
like after most traumatic experiences, the team now feels closer than ever.
want to enjoy the big az cheeseburger with your team?
so What's in this thing?
760 calories 400 fat calories 45g total fat 1120mg sodium 90sec heating time $2 per burger
Making a bad decision together
some First impressions
On a late work night, with our judgment compromised, and our stomachs growling as a synchronized orchestra of wildebeests, we made a bad decision. Whispering our names from inside the office's vending machine, was one of humanity’s biggest atrocities and an insult to an American culinary staple: The Vending Machine Big AZ Cheeseburger. Weak, we surrendered to its cheesy siren call. This is our shared experience.
Taking the plunge
half of the team ingested the burger. the other half chose the spit bucket.
flavor
praise cheesus! The cheese was the team's favorite part of the burger.
aftermath
25% said they felt “nauseous” from the burger or their own poor life choices.
TASTE BUDS
no team member would recommend the burger to a friend. all would recommend it to an enemy.
Audience Suggestions
Suggestions for improving the
burger included
“Removing the meat” and
 “Doubling the meat”.  “Doubling the meat”.
togetherness
like after most traumatic experiences, the team now feels closer than ever.
want to enjoy the big az cheeseburger with your team?